OK, well you said to take you seriously -- but indeed this is the most awkward, as well as unusual question I have ever received! And my answer runs the risk of being both sexist and ridiculous! However, and assuming you would like a tax receipt for your donation, I have managed to find just one organization that might be delighted to receive your gift. It is called "Magazines for Troops" and if you click on the highlighted text you will get to their website. It seems this is exactly what they are looking for!